Mr. Moderator

Mr. Moderator

When not blogging Mr. Moderator enjoys baseball, cooking, and falconry.

May 042011
 

Leaving out first-generation rock ‘n rollers whose earliest recordings may have predated the blossoming of rock ‘n roll and leaving out novelty goofs on the genre by pre- or barely-rock artists like Pat Boone and his heavy metal album, what pre-rock ‘n roll musicians tried their hand at making an outright rock ‘n roll record?

Muddy WatersElectric Mud album springs to mind. It’s pretty bad, but it’s a wholesale rockified take on a well-established bluesman’s sound. I would think other blues artists who were being celebrated by 1960s rock ‘n roll kids made rock albums to some extent or another, but some old bluesman doing almost what he’d already done with the backing of The Yardbirds or Canned Heat isn’t really what I have in mind. Those records weren’t really the artist’s move into rock ‘n roll as much as they were sponsorship for a move into the rock ‘n roll bins of record stores.

Already established blues legends moving into rock ‘n roll must have been a fairly natural shift, as would some established country artists rocking up their sound, but I’m most curious to know whether the likes of a jazz musician or Big Band singer—someone from a genre that’s not considered a direct antecedent of rock ‘n roll—tried his or her hand at rock ‘n roll. Frank Sinatra dueting on a pre-rock or pre-rock style song with Bono doesn’t count.

Or if one doesn’t come to mind, let your imagination run wild. Which pre-rock musician would you have most liked to hear cut a real rock ‘n roll record, in a style of your choosing? Put the musician in a time machine, if you’d like, and speculate on the style of rock ‘n roll that may have best fit Nat King Cole, for instance.

I look forward to your comments.

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May 042011
 

Man, this was tough for me to sit through, simply because it was so boring. I confess: at the 1:18 mark I had to skip forward a bit. How long can you last? 

Roky Erickson couldn’t seem less committed to his own bullshit. Around the 2:20 mark he’s asked if he’s ever met Bob Dylan. You don’t need to be a poker player to get a read on the veracity of his answer, do you?

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May 032011
 

OK, musical tastes aside—and in full acknowledgment that your humble Moderator is not that cool—how many telltale signs of a rock ‘n roll asshole can you spot in this “Super Boogie” clip?

Before anyone gets high and mighty and accuses me of never having made a living off playing music like these super-duper road warriors—Jeff Beck, Carlos Santana, and Steve Lukather—and therefore am not qualified to hold an opinon on this matter, can we have a moment of honesty? Come on, even if you’re having fun and think you’ve earned the right to pull off some of these moves, such as tucking your jeans into your boots, deep down you know you’re pushing it, right?

So go ahead, these guys are big boys, they can take it. See how many rock ‘n roll asshole moves (ie, gestures, dress, gear accoutrements, faces, licks, etc) you can spot!

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May 032011
 

The Sound of Smog?

I’ve been reading about Bill Callahan and Smog for at least 10 years without ever knowningly hearing a single song by the man. I know more of his backstory than I have any business knowing. I know he’s amazing. I don’t know what he actually sounds like.

I have, however, developed an image in my mind of what his music probably sounds like: Fred Sanford‘s musty, roll-neck cardigan.

How about you? Is there an artist you’ve somehow managed not to ever consciously hear while creating a picture in your mind’s ear of how that artist’s music might sound? Do tell.

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May 022011
 

Speechless?

This is your Rock Town Hall!

If you’ve already got Back Office privileges and can initiate threads, by all means use your privileges! If you’d like to acquire such privileges, let us know. If you’ve got a comment that needs to be made, what are you waiting for? If you’re just dropping in and find yourself feeling the need to scat, don’t hesitate to register and post your thoughts. The world of intelligent rock discussion benefits from your participation. If nothing else, your own Mr. Moderator gets a day off from himself. It’s a good thing for you as well as me!

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May 012011
 

The following piece was submitted by Townsman chickenfrank, who’s currently “not looking.”

Anyone considering trying to join a band by responding to a Craigslist ad may benefit from my experience. First, it’s difficult to find a band that list influences that appeal to your taste. I’ve seen many ads list a dozen influences, and I’ve never heard of any of them. I don’t know why, but a surprising number of auditioning bands have difficulty with the tricky spelling of the word “rhythm” in their ad. You also need to be sure that you match the band’s listed criteria for a potential member. Be prepared; most bands lie. To help, I offer the following interpretations of the common phrases I’ve found in band ads. You’re welcome.

  • What ad says: Must have own transportation
  • What ad means: We need someone to haul the PA to the VFW hall for us.
  • What ad says: No Egos
  • What ad means: Must obey me.
  • What ad says: Have our own rehearsal space
  • What ad means: I live with my mother.

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