This ought to be easy. All you have to do is pick one of the two options laid out below, from one-time children’s action figure model and occasional televangelist MC Hammer.
As always, it helps your cause to list a reason or two for your preference.
Version A: Lots of gangsta ho’s eagerly shakin’ they booty — but be warned: the price of admission to Hammer’s pool party is never being able to un-see the MC’s wedding tackle, barely restrained by his tasteful, zebra-striped banana hammock. Believe me, he makes darn sure you never forget it.
Version B: No tits, no ass, and no Hammer-wang. But much better choreography!
So what’s it going to be? A or B?
I look forward to your responses.