Philly’s own:
Slo-Blo
Baby Blame-Fed
Nixon’s Shed
The Ben Vereen Combo
The Kidz [sic]
Autumn Cannot-Sell
The Pooters
Flutter-by Ho’
I won’t follow the impulse, but doesn’t BTO have to involve Turn’er Over somehow?
Eric Claptoff, at least since his acoustic blues revival.
The “Smell It” Wonderhound
Bob Dylletante
Axl Rosenfeld
Alice Stupor
King Crams-In
Kurt Co-Vain and Nirvanity
Then the whole category of bands that have somehow included their own joke already: Hole, Queen, the Fugs, Ween, Korn – Is it just harder to make a joke out of one syllable without a graphic to support it?
Keep going, General! I commission you to come up with a derogatory name for every band from Philly! Bands from Philly are used to being treated like sports teams from Philly. Good stuff.
Man, I don’t know how this episode of Wacky Pack Band Name LMS made it back to the front of our collective cerebella, but I’m glad it did. I was just going through some of the entries from a few months ago, and, DAMN, but they’re funny!
Hard to pick a fave, but “Feart” is still way up there for me.
Solo artist entry: Barry Manheblows
Feart
Townsman Meanstom offers:
“Feart”
I say:
Now THAT’s funny! I suspect it has something to do with the spelling.
Stevie Blunder
Fairysmith
The Poo-Poo Dolls
Crack Hag
Beach Buoys
Album titles for the Clash:
Give Em Enough Dope
London Balling
Combat Cock
Cut the Cheese
Vanfulla Sludge
Lead Zeppole
Grandmaster Bates
guided by beatles
dinabore jr.
the shite stripes
blowasis
selloutica
the crapture
david blowie
Smokey Robinson and the Faruncles
Mockcarr sez:
“Vanfulla Sludge”
The judges say:
So far, you’re winning the Vintage Wacky Pack Spirit Award with that entry!
Ray, Dave, Mick and Pete: The Stinks!
Pillco
Stynx
I think Stynx takes the lead, Hrrundi, especially because it’s so apt a commentary on the real band.
AC/Feces
Penesis
Depeche Camode
Tom Petty and The Fartbreakers
Stevie Ray Yawn
Bachman Turner Overrated
The Doodie Brothers
Bob Seger
Philly’s own:
Slo-Blo
Baby Blame-Fed
Nixon’s Shed
The Ben Vereen Combo
The Kidz [sic]
Autumn Cannot-Sell
The Pooters
Flutter-by Ho’
I won’t follow the impulse, but doesn’t BTO have to involve Turn’er Over somehow?
Eric Claptoff, at least since his acoustic blues revival.
The “Smell It” Wonderhound
Bob Dylletante
Axl Rosenfeld
Alice Stupor
King Crams-In
Kurt Co-Vain and Nirvanity
Then the whole category of bands that have somehow included their own joke already: Hole, Queen, the Fugs, Ween, Korn – Is it just harder to make a joke out of one syllable without a graphic to support it?
Keep going, General! I commission you to come up with a derogatory name for every band from Philly! Bands from Philly are used to being treated like sports teams from Philly. Good stuff.
Mud Gets ‘n Ears
Mott the Poophole
Shitcago
The English Beat Off
The Peegles
The Sucks P:istols
The Alan Parsons Projectile Diarrhea
The Electric Shite Orchestra
The Tyrds
R.E. Blow ChunkWagon
Piss
Gurney
Man, I don’t know how this episode of Wacky Pack Band Name LMS made it back to the front of our collective cerebella, but I’m glad it did. I was just going through some of the entries from a few months ago, and, DAMN, but they’re funny!
Hard to pick a fave, but “Feart” is still way up there for me.