Let’s say I’ve just landed here from Mars, excitedly clutching a sackful of Mojo magazines and the Trouser Press Record Guide, which I ordered through Amazon’s universal browser. Let’s say I have browsed cool rock blogs and read reports of this artist named Robert Wyatt. Let’s say I have not yet heard his music, but I’m tingling with anticipation over the first notes of Marxist, jazzbo, Canterbury whimsy that’s promised on anything from a classic Soft Machine album through one of a half dozen critically acclaimed Wyatt albums. Then I hear something like this.
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Townsman, please explain to me why, based on the random samplings I’ve heard of Judas Priest’s music since their late-70s prime, they have always struck me as the best of the second-generation, barely blues-based Heavy Metal bands. Last night I was watching a VH-1 documentary on the making of their breakthrough album, British Steel, I think it’s called. I remembered a lot of those songs, and the album tracks had their merits too, even while I sniggered through the more Spinal Tap elements. This morning, while eating breakfast and catching some pre-work tube, VH-1 broadcast some cheesy response to Billy Idol called “Turbo Lover”. Even that song was better than the second-generation heavy metal (and Hair Metal) competition. You know more about this band than I do. Please explain what I’m feeling. Thanks.
You, Townspeople, were polled on the following question:
What’s the best standard-issue, pre-1980 solo Beatles Greatest Hits/Best of album? The poll and the not-so-surprisingly close results follow.
- 1975’s John Lennon collection, Shaved Fish: 30% (7)
- Ringo’s 1976 collection, Blast from Your Past: 26% (6)
- 1976’s The Best of George Harrison: 22% (5)
- 1978’s Wings Greatest (McCartney): 22% (5)
Total Votes : 23
At this point I will ask you to defend your selection, first answering the following questions:
- Did you actually vote for the album or the artist you most favor?
- Did you consider the great songs – for that artist – to crap quotient? I’m sure you’re all aware that Greatest Hits/Best of albums do not always contain an artist’s best songs.
- Did you consult with our resident expert in Greatest Hits/Best of collections, Townsman Andyr?
All right! With those questions answered, please explain in 25 words or less what made your decision THE CORRECT choice.
I look forward to your comments.
Before I begin, let’s get a couple of things straight:
- It can be safely assumed you are a passionate and articulate fan of rock ‘n roll if you’re here in the Hall.
- It can be safely assumed that you are aware of the gulf between The Rolling Stones’ “Honky Tonk Woman” and any song by AC/DC.
- Any possible comparisons between Bon Scott and Brian Johnston will not be considered relevant to the discussion.
OK. So I’ve been listening to AC/DC’s High Voltage over the past week. My friend Seth bought me a couple of AC/DC albums last year as both fine birthday gifts and educational opportunities. He wanted me to hear their albums’ productions and see if there was anything I could learn and better understand when he discussed the sound of our own band’s productions. Since receiving these educational gifts, I listen to these albums every few months. I see what he means about the awesome dry production of the drums and guitars, in particular. It’s the kind of production lovers of dry recording get wet over. Listen to the intro of the opening track, “It’s a Long Way to the Top (If you Wanna Rock ‘n’ Roll)”, if you want to know what floats my boat in terms of dry production. If possible, hit PAUSE at the 29-second mark, right before the vocals enter.
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On repeated listens/views – this is crucial: please try to watch this video at least 3 times – please explain M.I.A.’s video for her new single, “Bird Flu”.
I’ve been working on it, and it makes me think of the “exotic” opening scene of a James Bond or Raiders of the Lost Ark flick. I’m drawn to rhythm and obsessive vocal approach, but then I find my mind wandering to thoughts of Adam and the Ants and, eventually, Sofia Coppola’s crap movie Marie Antoinette. Then, it all falls apart as I feel teased by the promised but not consumated cockfight and cobra action. This video is badly in need of a mongoose.