Apr 072016
Another post from the crotchety old man.
I know I’m out of touch with current slang and modern jargon. I know what OMG and LOL mean, but there are too many Internet terms I need to look up. Same for rap/hip-hop slang. I’m glad there’s such a thing as the Urban Dictionary. This all makes listening to current songs problematic.
Then, I heard this song recently:
Yes, South Philly’s, Upper Darby’s, and Villanova’s very one Jim Croce! (And how about those Wildcats last night?!?!)
Listening to it, I realized there are references that might baffle kids these days (or, to quote another Philly legend, Jerry Blavat, the Geator with the Heater, “the yon’ teens in the Delaware Valley”).
I’m curious to see, among other things, what the most recently expired reference is going to be.
For starters…my mind is a blank at the moment, or should I say a raging mess, as I struggle with a document that won’t stop crashing.
Do young British men still refer to women as “birds”??
If so I nominate “Norwegian Wood” for “..this bird has flown”.
And though it might be against the rules of “Borgarting the thread” I’m adding “And Your Bird Can Sing” because it will get mentioned anyways.
“The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” by Alvin and the Chipmunks.
“I want a hula hoop.”
In this day of automotive electronic fuel injection, electronic traction control and near-mandatory automatic transmissions, I wonder how many young people can relate to…
“My four speed dual quad posi-traction 409”.
Yes, that’s a great example! I didn’t understand all that stuff when those parts were in cars, but now that stuff must be completely foreign to all but neo-rockabilly gearheads.
Chuck Berry wrote in You Never Can Tell that “the coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale.”
I’m guessing TV dinners and ginger ale still have a niche market, but the Coolerator brand of ice boxes went out of business in 1954.
Do youngsters even know what telegrams is? Here’s a clip of The Five Americans playing (not miming) their hit Western Union on the Steve Allen show, complete with lame introduction from the host:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJMwxucTJyo
Jerry Butler’s Hey Western Union Man is a much cooler record:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrlCaXd49AA
Maybe telegrams are of a time long past but Western Union is still big for money orders, cash transfers, and the like.
See-saws barely exist in this litigated age, so what’s to be made of “See-Saw” and “Ride My See-Saw”?
Amy Mann mentions the Trylon and the Perisphere in the song 50 Year After the Fair.
http://exhibitions.nypl.org/biblion/sites/exhibitions.nypl.org.biblion/files/imagecache/standalone-image/3A61_2015757u.jpg
Another phone one? What about R.E.M.’s Star 69 — now with caller ID does *69 even work anymore? Always a concert in highlight in the 90s. https://youtu.be/K1dLr9uyfM0
Just last week some students were asking me about TV dinners.
I referred them to ZZ Top
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The Iceman by Dick Curless:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKbIg8IZY0
When did ice delivery and ice boxes go out of style, the 50s? I know when I was growing up electric refrigerators were still called iceboxes.
This kind of off color comedy record with dubbed in canned laughter, I believe they were called party records, lasted into the 70s, I believe.
Not many people these days go down to the old mine with a transistor radio.