Mr. Moderator

Mr. Moderator

When not blogging Mr. Moderator enjoys baseball, cooking, and falconry.

Nov 022010
 

Your challenge today is to cite rock ‘n roll songs containing euphemistic fruit references: fruit, not vegetables, although our highly unscientific judges will allow the blurring of categories regarding tomatoes and melons. (One judge does know this much: technically, almonds are a fruit not a nut.) By “rock ‘n roll songs” I mean songs released during the rock ‘n roll era, so that rules out the excellent and not-naughty (as I would expect most entries will be) “Strange Fruit.”

I’ll kick things off with an entry some might quibble over if suggested by anyone else, an unexpected banana reference in Grand Funk Railroad’s “We’re an American Band”:

Four young chiquitas in Omaha…

Surely, this will be one of the most exclusive Last Man Standing competitions in the history of Rock Town Hall…or not!

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Nov 022010
 

Didja know Anita Pallenberg is still alive?

I did not until reading Keith Richards‘ new autobiography, Life

Actully, I was reminded of this not too long ago, having been surprised at that time to learn she was alive, but I guess I didn’t believe it. Prior to that, I should have at least remembered she was alive at the time of her appearance on Absolutely Fabulous. If you tell me next week that Anita Pallenberg is still alive I’ll be surprised all over again. Even more than Keef she seemed like a goner.

What’s your most-recent rock-oriented Didja know… moment?

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Nov 012010
 

This is a concept that’s been bouncing around in my head for a few months, ever since an old discussion we had concerning the sometimes obtrusive use of rock songs in movie soundtracks. The degree of difficulty is high, but I have faith in us. What if a movie was composed solely around a soundtrack selected by members of Rock Town Hall?

Perhaps some movies have been developed on the bare bones of a soundtrack, such as that Beatles-based movie from a couple of years ago, Across the Universe, which I still haven’t had the nerve to see. But that’s just a movie pieced together around a soundtrack from a single band. Similarly, that old Ralph Bakshi animated turd, Heavy Metal, may have been developed according to as suspect a plan as I propose, but that was an animated film. I think we could put together a cinematic masterpiece (or disaster, if that’s what the job calls for) by using a rock soundtrack to construct the guts of a film.

Can we work together to develop the feature-length film Soundtrack: The Movie, using a 3-act structure, as described here, by the legendary and recently deceased television screenwriter and producer Stephen J. Cannell (The Rockford Files, 21 Jump Street, Silk Stalkings, The Commish)?

  1. In Act 1 we should be introduced to the main characters and learn what the problem of the story is.
  2. In Act 2 we introduce the complication, that point in the plot that makes the problem even trickier than expected. By the end of Act 2 the protagonist should be nearly defeated in his or her plight.
  3. In Act 3 the protagonist rises from the ashes and achieves a resolution, or what you may be more familiar with as The Healing, in Rock Town Hall terms.

Think about this. See if we can’t piece together a coherent film that is told almost entirely through a rock soundtrack.

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Nov 012010
 

Have you ever been spooked by a song? I don’t get spooked too often by anything but math and standing in bodies of fresh water, but once I was spooked by a song, which you can read about here. To celebrate the spooky spirits this Halloween weekend, what song has spooked you?

Let me be clear about something: No novelty, scaaaarrrrryyyyy songs, please. That stuff makes me hate Halloween. A horror-movie title does not make for a frightening listening experience. I need tales of actually frightening musical moments. I need songs that you could blast as kids approach your door for candy that might cause their parents to call the police on you. Thanks. Continue reading »

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Nov 012010
 

It’s been way too long since we’ve recognized a Comment of the Month, because lord knows we get more worthy candidates than possibly any other music-discussion blog you’ll come across. In a recent Once and For All thread determining the most egregious fashion faux pas by Mick Jagger, we received the following winner: Continue reading »

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Oct 292010
 

Has anyone heard the new Bryan Ferry album yet? I know it’s got members of Roxy Music (including Eno), Jonny Greenwood, and probably some other cool cats, but I’ve not yet mustered the energy to even seek out and sample a YouTube clip. Should I, or will it be one more super-smooth attempt at recapturing the “magic” of Boys & Girls? Come to think of it, has Ferry been getting a Lennon Pass all these years? If so, believe me, I’ve been as guilty of issuing the pass as anyone. But why?

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