It’s not much of a surprise to find two relatively new players battling it out for pop supremacy in this strange year of 2012. I wish it could have been The Black Keys vs The Black Eyed Peas but the latter mercifully didn’t attempt any studio output this year. Hell, even 40 minutes of heavy panting and burping could have easily cracked the iTunes top ten singles chart. Similarly, no one could have predicted the long shot success of Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” and FUN’s “We Are Young”. Yes, music fans wanted something “out there” though not completely out of the ordinary. We live in a culture where opening weekend box office results are the sole measure of a film’s success and where television critics fall over themselves to declare any new cable TV show the next “must see” show. In our case Psy’s “Gangnam Style” is the box office success while Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” is our must see show of the year.
In the contrarian spirit that I love to inflict on RTH, I’d like to put forth a 10 best album list that may not exactly match up with your own. These have been the constant loop in my studio and in my car, though many of them have to be turned down when Ms. Jade is in the passenger seat.
I’m always hoping to open a few eyes and ears. Take ‘em or leave ‘em, in no particular order:
Godspeed You! Black Emperor – Allelujah! Don’t Bend! Ascend!
The power and the glory of cinematic drones.
Andy Stott – Luxury Problems
Creepy noir disco beats and chopped vocals.
Land – Night Within
For everyone still longing for the sound of Talk Talk and David Sylvian
The Men – Open Your Heart
Almost kicked off the list due to their bullshit live performance, but still…
Swans – The Seer
You really have to commit to this album. Not for the faint of heart, but were they ever?
Deerhoof – Breakup Song
Ladymiss Jade has been funking up the kitchen with these SF locals.
Jack White – Blunderbuss
No, it wasn’t the album we hoped for, but I found myself listening to this a lot.
Spiritualized – Sweet Heart Sweet Light
Aka “Huh?” Stupid cover, but a longtime favorite band.
Flying Lotus – Until The Quiet Comes
A suite of beats and squeaks that carries the torch of his aunt Alice Coltrane.
Burial – Kindred EP
More noir beats and ghostly presence. He takes his signature sound a little bit further each time.
The Meh List:
Albums we had high hopes for, but…
Tame Impala, Beach House, Gonjasufi, Frank Ocean, The xx, Four Tet’s latest EP.
I succumbed to the lure of a photo. A friend posted a photo of the bright pink Crosley Portable Turntable (with built-in speakers) that was offered through his store, and I decided it was time to get off my duff, take the bull by the horns and all those other anti-procrastion messages, and get me and Mr. Royale a record player. I didn’t order a pink one but instead, a respectable mellow blue one.
So yesterday morning, Mr. Royale opened the parcel and his eyes lit up. We both started to do the Hustle, the Madison, the Electric Slide, and the Pony around the room realizing the joys that were in store.
Today we gave our new little turntable a spin. We started with my K-Tel Super Bad album. Not only was it wondrous to listen to the crackles and pops of Isaac Hayes’ “Theme From Shaft” but the nostalgia of the whole playing records process was overwhelming. Honestly, I haven’t touched a record player in at least 15 years, so it was a surprise to me to remember that weight of the tone arm, the process of aligning the tracks, the dialing up and down of the volume knob. It’s a hardcore drug.
Sure the sound is not the greatest: it’s tinny and I could use much more volume. The records that I have here at home, which I toted from one end of the US to another, could use cleaning. But I’m already dreaming. I’m thinking of all my vinyl, still in storage at my parents’ home just down the road from here. It’s time to give a new listen to Live At Budokan, Fly Like An Eagle, Nursery Crimes, True Colors, Yes Songs, I Remember Tommy, and the assorted cut-outs that I picked up when I worked at a Scottsdale record store in the early ’80s.
I’m already thinking of some better speakers, some good record cleaner, and which records I want to listen to next.
The thought of this brings me immense joy.
John Lennon’s “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” and Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmas Time.” Amazing, isn’t it, that the John vs. Paul thing can be expressed so perfectly in the Christmas songs that each released.
John’s anti-religion (“Xmas” instead of Christmas), anti-war, thought-provoking song:
vs
Paul’s silly love song, holiday edition”
I think John’s song is the better, more creative, more distinctive one but, damned, if I’m not singing along every time Paul’s comes over the radio waves.
How about you?


If the Mayans were right and Friday, December 21, 2012 marks the end of the world, we should be safe in using our remaining hours to lay down what it’s all about. I’m talking about partying. At rock concerts. Here’s your chance to share a memorable tale (or two) of your most rockin’ wasted time at a concert.