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Fellow Townspeople, please join me in congratulating Townsman Rick Massimo on his marriage, two days ago, to a perfectly wonderful, kind, sweet, intelligent woman. He’s lounging in the sun on the West coast of Australia right now (that’s where his wife is from), so I have my doubts he’ll be checking in on goings-on in the Hall, but…
Well, here’s the deal: like children’s music, most contemporary music selected to be played as part of a wedding service really, really sucks. I mean, really — how many times can you hear “Love” by John Lennon without realizing it’s a teeth-shatteringly saccharine greeting card of a song? I say: once! So, fellow lovers of love, I challenge you: here’s your chance to insert a song of your choice into the wedding ceremony for Townsman Rick, right after the preacher’s cautionary, hopeful message and before the vows are taken. Make sure it doesn’t suck!
HVB