I just knew this sexy title was going to attract you to today’s Last Man Standing. I was listening to Lou Reed’s “Street Hassle” when the following line jumped out at me – but not for the obvious reason:
“She creamed in her jeans as he picked up her knees from off of the Formica top bar.”
It was the mere mention of Formica, that once-prevalent countertop material of my youth, that got me thinking about songs that refer to uniquely 20th century, post-WWII home goods made of industrial-fabricated-composite materials. I wish I could describe this better: it’s home goods stuff made out of fake materials. Not cars, not surfboards, not jet airliners (Happy birthday, Steve Miller!), but artificial, industrial-made home products that were distinctive of post-WWII American (and European, I suppose) homes: particular types of furniture materials come to mind, home construction materials (but not wood, for instance), wonder cleansers, you name it. There’s one rule (at least for starters): state the home goods material referred to along with the song title. I’ve given you Lou Reed’s “Street Hassle” and the reference to Formica.
The following clip is a hint at another song fitting this Last Man Standing game. Continue reading »