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  1. alexmagic

    He’d have to cut all the muscle he’s put on over the last year or two, but Tom Hardy is the only actor I could see headlining a Stones movie and having the charisma and look to play Jagger.

  2. meanstom

    To show the world she will not be outdone by Cate Blanchett, Nicole Kidman is auditioning for the role of Brian Jones.

  3. hrrundivbakshi

    While doing some research on Mick Taylor, I came across this photo, post- Stones, when Taylor was in Billy Preston’s touring band. Surely, Mick’s adaptation of Team Preston’s Look should prove once and for all he was the ultimate rock team player!

    http://s159.beta.photobucket.com/user/svartmer/media/MickTaylor.jpg.html?filters%5bterm%5d=recent&filters%5bprimary%5d=images

  4. cliff sovinsanity

    Here’s my part 1.

    Young Mick – that guy from Maroon 5 who moves like Jagger
    Old Mick – David Johansen
    Young Keith – Lindsey Lohan
    Old Keith – Tom Waits
    Young Charlie – Leo DiCaprio
    Old Charlie – Leo DiCarprio

    • cliff sovinsanity

      Brian Jones – Tilda Swinton
      Mick Taylor – Jack White
      Ron Wood – Al Pacino (uncredited)
      Bianca Jagger – Sofia Vergara (after breast reduction surgery).
      Anita Pallenberg – K. Stew (she looks stoned all the time anyways).
      Andrew Loog Oldham – Prince Harry
      Marianne Faithfull – Rachel McAdams

  5. 2000 Man

    I’ll take a swing. Sorry, I use dead people. And old people as young people, because I don’t know many young people.

    MICK JAGGER (young and old):

    Young – Don Knotts

    Old – Steven Tyler. Mostly because that’s who he always wanted to be,

    Keith Richards (young and old)

    Young – Old George Harrison. Here’s proof! http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/1/24/129088349066480085.jpg

    Old – Don’t know who this guy is, but either he’s missing the point, or Keith is. http://www.flickr.com/photos/joits/4652273516/

    Bill Wyman (young and old)

    Young – Young Bruce Jenner. Pre Kardashian when he had a real face.

    Old – Doug Hutchinson. He knows how to handle a teenage bride!

    Charlie Watts (young and old)

    Young – Young Gerard Depardieu

    Old – Rod Stewart. His nose is big enough.

    Brian Jones – Liam Gallagher. I know, he looks more like Brian in drag, but…http://content3.starflash.com/article-images/w500/liam-gallagher-blickt-etwas-verloren-drein-r2.jpg

    Mick Taylor – I choose the retired Mick Taylor! Leslie West! The Michelin Man can be his stunt double.

    Ron Wood – Adrien Brody http://www.cherryplucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/AdrienBrodynose.jpg

    Bianca Jagger – Mick Jagger, who else?

    Anita Pallenberg – Blake Liveley

    Andrew Loog Oldham – Wendy Malick

    Marianne Faithfull – Mila Kunis. I don’t know what she looks like with blonde hair, but I want to sell some tickets, and as the casting director it would be kind of cool to meet her.

    And TBD

    Old Jimmy Page (he played on One Hit to the Body) – Quaker Oats Guy

    http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2012/06/plant-and-quaker-man-625×300.jpg

  6. ladymisskirroyale

    Team Royale has auditioned and accepted the following cast:

    Young Mick – Dominic Cooper
    Old Mick – William H. Macy
    Old and Young Keef – Johnny Depp
    Young Charlie – Javier Bardem
    Old Charlie – Leonard Nimoy
    Brian Jones – Beck
    Mick Taylor – Albert Finney
    Ron Wood – Daniel Ash
    Bianca Jagger – Tim Curry
    Anita Pallenberg – Jane Fonda
    Andrew Loog Oldham – Richard Gere
    Marianne Faithful – Anna Chlumsky

  7. shonuffnyesido

    great contest! my cast follows…

    young mick: benedict cumberbatch (masterpiece’s sherlock holmes – http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2012/1/5/1325759908552/SHERLOCK-007.jpg)
    old mick: sir ian mckellan
    young keith: joaquin pheonix
    old keith: keith, as himself
    young bill: jill clayburgh
    old bill: laurie metcalfe (roseanne’s sister)
    young charlie: matt damon
    old charlie: terence stamp
    brian: martin freeman (the uk office and masterpiece’s sherlock – http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110729175743/bbc-sherlock/images/5/58/Martin_Freeman.jpg)
    mick taylor: matthew mcconaughey
    ron wood: i agree with al pacino
    bianca: eva longoria
    anita: lindsay lohan
    andrew loog oldham: paul dano
    marianne faithfull: zoey deschanel
    tbd: spanish tony sanchez played by benicio del toro

  8. hrrundivbakshi

    Young Mick Jagger: Angelina Jolie

  9. bostonhistorian

    I’m not done, but I think I’ve got a pretty good cast so far:

    Young and Old Mick – JarJar Binks, known for his accent work.
    Old and Young Keef – Sid Vicious
    Bill Wyman – Woody Allen
    Young Charlie – Daniel Radcliffe
    Old Charlie – wallpaper
    Brian Jones – a golden retriever
    Anita Pallenberg – the blonde Smurf
    Andrew Loog Oldham – Philip Seymour Hoffman
    Marianne Faithful – Courtney Love

  10. Suburban kid

    The punk version of the movie would have either Young Richard Hell or David Johanson as Young Mick, Old Iggy as Old Mick, Mick Jones as young Keef, Dee Dee Ramone as Brian Jones, and Steve Diggle as Ronnie Wood.

  11. machinery

    Brian Jones — 90s era Mike Fingeroff.

  12. I only got one offering, but I think it’s an End of Story –

    Sienna Miller as Anita

    aloha
    LD

  13. The Back Office

    Submissions are closed. Action-Mick has spoken.

    Stay tuned for his rulings.

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