When Bad Lyrics Happen to Good Songs

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Nov 302009
 

A dime for your thoughts…

I was listening to “A Dime a Dozen,” by Carla Thomas, the other day.

I love almost everything about this song. It’s pretty perfect, except for those lyrics, which are, as near as I can tell: “You’re so sweet, sweeter than apples, and just like an apple, nobody can sample.” There’s some other stuff in there that I can’t quite make out but it doesn’t sound promising.

I don’t need brilliant lyrics with every song. I’m fine with words that merely sound cool even if they don’t make much sense to me. I also don’t mind if they are just the simple lyrics of a more innocent era. My favorite song of all time is “Good Lovin’,” by The Rascals, so I am by no means a lyrics snob. But “A Dime a Dozen” did make me start to wonder how bad the lyrics would have to be to make an otherwise cool song unlistenable.

So, what song do you think has the biggest gap between cool music and crappy lyrics?

Conversely, what song do you think has the biggest gap between crappy music and cool lyrics? (I’m guessing there has to be a Dylan song to fit this bill.)

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Black Friday at Rock Town Hall

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Nov 292009
 


It’s that time of the year, the beginning of the holiday shopping season. Year-round Rock Town Hall supports the music, film, and publishing industries with our humble RTH store, Amazon search portal, and other links and suggestions for possible pick ups. When you’re ready to begin shopping for rock-related products, we ask you to consider making an online order through our Amazon links. Along with the search portal on the right side of our page, you’ll some suggestions in the RTH store links that kick off our RTH Approved Links, on the left side of our site. It may be a place to get a few ideas cooking. Every order contributes a few cents toward the maintenance costs of running Rock Town Hall. Thanks!

While you’re shopping for musical goodies, consider these additional vendors (after the jump) and their Townsperson-produced goods and services! Your support of their works also keeps this place strong.
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In Defense of American Idol, Too

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Nov 272009
 

Although it’s Saturday, not Friday, the recent passing of Philadelphia singing and tv legend Al Alberts necessitates revisiting the following topic.

This post initially appeared 3/25/07.

True confession time: I envy the contestants on American Idol. For that reason alone I cannot stand to watch the show. That doesn’t mean I don’t secretly respect the show and all the good it puts forth.

Few of you know this, but I was a child talent show contestant.

Performing under the stage name James Meara III, I appeared on the legendary Philadelphia talent show Al Alberts Showcase. That was me, all right, Contestant #22. That day, on the air, I told Mr. Alberts I wanted to be a doctor, but that’s what my parents wanted to hear. In fact, there was nothing more I wanted to be than an entertainer: a singer, a dancer, a drummer, the works.

Mr. Alberts was so encouraging. He told me after the show that he thought I “had it.” Within weeks of that performance, however, I was kicked off the set of another children’s show, Romper Room. I can remember it like it was yesterday: I was sitting behind the set with a few other kids during a commercial break. One of the boys took my red, plastic stegasaurus and wouldn’t give it back to me as soon as I asked for it. In response, I did what I often did when confronted with such situations: I turned over the table, threw my chair at the boy, and then hit him with a left hook. When Romper Room came back from the commercial break, I was mysteriously missing from the cast, having been quickly escorted with my mother out of the studio.
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Thanks for the Fantasies

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Nov 262009
 


Chances are we’ve all used rock ‘n roll as a vehicle for working out some taboo desire. Whether you’d like to think you’re deep into black coffee, brown sugar, white honey, or simply wanna be black – or a boy or a girl or a male model or what have you – what’s a song that’s helped you unlock a rock ‘n roll fantasy? No joke. It can just as easily be a nice fantasy. And sure, you’ll have to share something about yourself, but ultimately that’s the point of this place. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Stations of The Boss, 5: Shayne Fontayne Carries the Axe

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Nov 252009
 


Few details and eyewitness accounts remain of former Lone Justice guitarist Shayne Fontayne‘s stint accompanying The Boss on His controversial albums and tours following a move to LA and the dumping of His E Street Band. Even fewer free images survive on the Web of Fontayne alongside The Boss, with Fontayne’s knees bent, guitar slung low, and bandana tied around his thigh, as the scriptures describe him. For our fifth work of art in the Stations of The Boss series, mixed-media artist Cam Sutton, of Shelby, North Carolina, worked from stills of the live clip that introduced this piece.

“I had little choice,” says Sutton, “His people must have scrubbed the Web clean of photographic evidence of this collaboration.”

According to a document that Sutton uncovered identified only as “presskit_bio.pdf,” Fontayne was merely a passerby, compelled to serve The Boss at the request of producer Jimmy Iovine.

In January 1992, Shane received a call from Jimmy Iovine who said, “Hey Shane, a friend of mine wants to know if you want to go out on the road.” “Who’s your friend?” Shane responded. “Springsteen,” Jimmy replied. Bruce had just seen a rerun of Saturday Night Live on which Shane had performed with Lone Justice. Springsteen had taken a departure from his E-Street band and was looking for a different set of musicians to take out on the road. The only guitarist asked to audition, Shane was invited to join the band. To start, there was a small industry show at The Bottom Line. Then there was an appearance on Saturday Night Live. “Bruce had never done network television before. He asked my opinion on whether or not he should do Saturday Night Live and I told him it was one of the biggest rushes I had ever had.”

Although Fontayne is barely remembered by His fans, the video clip demonstrates the support he provided the beaten, weary Springsteen. Sutton premieres his work of art and explains his thinking behind it following the jump!
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