Dust Off Your Casting Couch and You Might Win Mick: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger Posted by The Back Office Nov 052012 ACTION MICK! Pages: 1 2 3 23 Responses to “Dust Off Your Casting Couch and You Might Win Mick: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger” alexmagic says: 11/05/2012 at 3:14 pm He’d have to cut all the muscle he’s put on over the last year or two, but Tom Hardy is the only actor I could see headlining a Stones movie and having the charisma and look to play Jagger. 0 High Five meanstom says: 11/05/2012 at 3:44 pm To show the world she will not be outdone by Cate Blanchett, Nicole Kidman is auditioning for the role of Brian Jones. 0 High Five hrrundivbakshi says: 11/05/2012 at 3:49 pm While doing some research on Mick Taylor, I came across this photo, post- Stones, when Taylor was in Billy Preston’s touring band. Surely, Mick’s adaptation of Team Preston’s Look should prove once and for all he was the ultimate rock team player! http://s159.beta.photobucket.com/user/svartmer/media/MickTaylor.jpg.html?filters%5bterm%5d=recent&filters%5bprimary%5d=images 0 High Five Mr. Moderator says: 11/05/2012 at 4:27 pm Man, if that’s not worth a Rock Badge of Courage I don’t know what is! 0 High Five BigSteve says: 11/05/2012 at 5:02 pm I think perhaps drugs may have been involved. 0 High Five cliff sovinsanity says: 11/05/2012 at 5:37 pm Here’s my part 1. Young Mick – that guy from Maroon 5 who moves like Jagger Old Mick – David Johansen Young Keith – Lindsey Lohan Old Keith – Tom Waits Young Charlie – Leo DiCaprio Old Charlie – Leo DiCarprio 0 High Five cliff sovinsanity says: 11/05/2012 at 7:38 pm Brian Jones – Tilda Swinton Mick Taylor – Jack White Ron Wood – Al Pacino (uncredited) Bianca Jagger – Sofia Vergara (after breast reduction surgery). Anita Pallenberg – K. Stew (she looks stoned all the time anyways). Andrew Loog Oldham – Prince Harry Marianne Faithfull – Rachel McAdams 0 High Five 2000 Man says: 11/05/2012 at 11:06 pm I’ll take a swing. Sorry, I use dead people. And old people as young people, because I don’t know many young people. MICK JAGGER (young and old): Young – Don Knotts Old – Steven Tyler. Mostly because that’s who he always wanted to be, Keith Richards (young and old) Young – Old George Harrison. Here’s proof! http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/1/24/129088349066480085.jpg Old – Don’t know who this guy is, but either he’s missing the point, or Keith is. http://www.flickr.com/photos/joits/4652273516/ Bill Wyman (young and old) Young – Young Bruce Jenner. Pre Kardashian when he had a real face. Old – Doug Hutchinson. He knows how to handle a teenage bride! Charlie Watts (young and old) Young – Young Gerard Depardieu Old – Rod Stewart. His nose is big enough. Brian Jones – Liam Gallagher. I know, he looks more like Brian in drag, but…http://content3.starflash.com/article-images/w500/liam-gallagher-blickt-etwas-verloren-drein-r2.jpg Mick Taylor – I choose the retired Mick Taylor! Leslie West! The Michelin Man can be his stunt double. Ron Wood – Adrien Brody http://www.cherryplucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/AdrienBrodynose.jpg Bianca Jagger – Mick Jagger, who else? Anita Pallenberg – Blake Liveley Andrew Loog Oldham – Wendy Malick Marianne Faithfull – Mila Kunis. I don’t know what she looks like with blonde hair, but I want to sell some tickets, and as the casting director it would be kind of cool to meet her. And TBD Old Jimmy Page (he played on One Hit to the Body) – Quaker Oats Guy http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2012/06/plant-and-quaker-man-625×300.jpg 0 High Five ladymisskirroyale says: 11/05/2012 at 11:13 pm Team Royale has auditioned and accepted the following cast: Young Mick – Dominic Cooper Old Mick – William H. Macy Old and Young Keef – Johnny Depp Young Charlie – Javier Bardem Old Charlie – Leonard Nimoy Brian Jones – Beck Mick Taylor – Albert Finney Ron Wood – Daniel Ash Bianca Jagger – Tim Curry Anita Pallenberg – Jane Fonda Andrew Loog Oldham – Richard Gere Marianne Faithful – Anna Chlumsky 0 High Five 2000 Man says: 11/05/2012 at 11:27 pm Mick T. was in Preston’s God Squad on the Stones 73 tour. He played the opening act and the main attraction, but he played a Fender with Billy’s band. With The Stones he usually played a Gibson SG or Les paul, I think. I don’t think Mick played with Billy after he quit The Stones. 0 High Five Suburban kid says: 11/06/2012 at 5:30 am Very funny schtuff 0 High Five shonuffnyesido says: 11/06/2012 at 9:21 am great contest! my cast follows… young mick: benedict cumberbatch (masterpiece’s sherlock holmes – http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2012/1/5/1325759908552/SHERLOCK-007.jpg) old mick: sir ian mckellan young keith: joaquin pheonix old keith: keith, as himself young bill: jill clayburgh old bill: laurie metcalfe (roseanne’s sister) young charlie: matt damon old charlie: terence stamp brian: martin freeman (the uk office and masterpiece’s sherlock – http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110729175743/bbc-sherlock/images/5/58/Martin_Freeman.jpg) mick taylor: matthew mcconaughey ron wood: i agree with al pacino bianca: eva longoria anita: lindsay lohan andrew loog oldham: paul dano marianne faithfull: zoey deschanel tbd: spanish tony sanchez played by benicio del toro 0 High Five ladymisskirroyale says: 11/06/2012 at 9:43 am The actors for Old and Young Bill Wyman were outside rehearsing their lines. We would like to extend accolades to: Young Bill: Patti Smith Old Bill: Geoffrey Rush 0 High Five hrrundivbakshi says: 11/06/2012 at 11:22 am Geoffrey Rush as old Bill Wyman is inspired. 0 High Five hrrundivbakshi says: 11/06/2012 at 11:29 am Young Mick Jagger: Angelina Jolie 0 High Five 2000 Man says: 11/06/2012 at 11:37 am I thought about Zooey Deschanel. She could certainly sing old Marianne songs, but if she doesn’t look fantastic with blonde hair, she’s gonna mess up this iconic photo. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kwZstyeHLPU/TDO5eg-X4EI/AAAAAAAACPg/bmbdlZilGlg/s1600/marianne-faithfull-2.jpg Where Mila Kunis can just say, “Hi, I’m Marianne Faithfull and I’m here for the photo shoot” in the movie and no man will care that she doesn’t look like Marianne. Well, at least this man won’t! 0 High Five bostonhistorian says: 11/06/2012 at 1:05 pm I’m not done, but I think I’ve got a pretty good cast so far: Young and Old Mick – JarJar Binks, known for his accent work. Old and Young Keef – Sid Vicious Bill Wyman – Woody Allen Young Charlie – Daniel Radcliffe Old Charlie – wallpaper Brian Jones – a golden retriever Anita Pallenberg – the blonde Smurf Andrew Loog Oldham – Philip Seymour Hoffman Marianne Faithful – Courtney Love 0 High Five Suburban kid says: 11/06/2012 at 2:10 pm The punk version of the movie would have either Young Richard Hell or David Johanson as Young Mick, Old Iggy as Old Mick, Mick Jones as young Keef, Dee Dee Ramone as Brian Jones, and Steve Diggle as Ronnie Wood. 0 High Five ladymisskirroyale says: 11/06/2012 at 9:54 pm Oh, my TBD: The Casting Couch excellently played by Mick Jagger. 0 High Five Mr. Moderator says: 11/07/2012 at 9:20 am Chlumsky as Faithfull is my favorite among these casting suggestions. 0 High Five machinery says: 11/07/2012 at 1:54 pm Brian Jones — 90s era Mike Fingeroff. 0 High Five RaoulG says: 11/09/2012 at 12:37 am I only got one offering, but I think it’s an End of Story – Sienna Miller as Anita aloha LD 0 High Five The Back Office says: 11/10/2012 at 7:42 pm Submissions are closed. Action-Mick has spoken. Stay tuned for his rulings. 0 High Five Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.