Dec 102010
 

Morrison and "ladyfriend" on an undisclosed beach, circa 1988.

Rock Town Hall has received exclusive word that a correction is due to today’s news that outgoing Florida governor Charlie Crist has posthumously pardoned former Doors singer Jim Morrison. “Mr. Mod,” began a most unlikely voicemail received this morning, “can you see that media outlets drop the ‘posthumous’ part of stories about my pardon?” The caller, who identified himself as “Jimbo,” offered an exclusive interview with Rock Town Hall because, as he put it, “You guys deal shit, but you don’t take it.” The message ended with a promise of a return call at 12:55 pm EST. The caller chuckled knowingly.

What could I do but see that my calendar was clear at that time and see what developed? Following is a transcript of my call with “Jimbo,” who would not disclose his location but did convincingly cite all the inaccuracies in Oliver Stone‘s movie The Doors.

Rock Town Hall: Thanks for getting in touch with us. This is, to say the least, an intriguing story. For the record, you claim to be Jim Morrison of The Doors?

Jimbo: I’m Popeye the Sailor Man, all right. You can call me Jimbo.

RTH: OK… At the risk of this being some cheap snow job, let’s continue.

Jimbo: Are you a Gemini? Continue reading »

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One and Done

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Dec 102010
 

Here’s an old thread that came to mind as I read Townspeople’s thoughts on Weezer. We got into a few bands in some depth. I’m sure there are others that will come to mind thanks to an influx of some strong, new Townspeople over the last year.

This post initially appeared 2/6/08.


I’d like to take this time to celebrate bands who made amazing, near-perfect debuts of a quality that they were never again matched.

The prime contenders are Elastica‘s self-titled debut and The Dream Syndicate‘s The Days of Wine and Roses. Additionally, I like to think that some day, when the rubble of her subsequent mainstream bid clears, people will recognize Liz Phair‘s Exile in Guyville in a similarly fond light. Also, I predict here that Art Brut will never match Bang Bang Rock & Roll.

I laud these bands and their seemingly dubious achievements in this regard for a number of reasons. I think that rock-nerd notions of success, importance, significance, etc. are often out-of-whack. More importantly, though, albums like these speak to me very specifically. Sometimes I think there is no more noble artistic goal than to get down your special view of the world just once. Personally, I’d love to write just one book that gave at least an inkling of everything I think is wrong and right about the Way We Live Now. I’m not asking for a new career, just one medium-sized soapbox.

All four albums I mentioned above positioned themselves against the (or a) status quo. Some of them did so in no uncertain terms, basically saying “All of you are full of shit — and I’m going to tell you exactly why!” And they did so effectively, that the need for a second, third, fourth act is rendered pretty much moot.

So I hope you’ll join me in celebrating these artists’ lack of staying power, their triumph of quality over quantity. Any other examples of this trajectory?

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Dec 102010
 

Governor Crist-o Risin'

UPDATED: Morrison IS forgiven!

Outgoing Florida Governor Charlie Crist is considering granting poet and Doors’ singer Jim Morrison a “posthumous” pardon as one of his final acts in office.

Crist said he won’t make the decision lightly, noting the many complexities surrounding the 41-year-old case. Numerous sound recordings from the show exist, for example, but Morrison’s defenders say none of the scores of photographs from the show prove the exposure charge.

“We would have to look into all of that,” Crist said.

Thanks to Townsman andyr for the news tip!

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Dec 102010
 

Forget about dancing sugar plums and holiday ho ho hos, the most anticipated part of the British holiday season is which single will be #1 on Christmas Day. In recent years, Simon Cowell of X Factor and American Idol fame has ushered in the anticipated winner by proclaiming it to be the most magical song in the land. But the masses have started to rise up against the maestro and have been submitting revolutionary numbers to take the piss out of the whole thing. Last year’s anti-Cowell winner was Rage Against The Machine‘s “Killing in the Name.” Very jolly of them. But this year, it’s even better.

I heard about this year’s entry during an important news flash on NPR. Here’s a brief synopsis of this year’s bid to oust Cowell:

http://www.spinner.com/2010/12/06/cage-against-the-machine-campaign-silent-christmas

The best part of the whole thing is that Billy Bragg missed the recording session and had to, in his words, “phone it in.”

I’d vote for 4’33 over some icky holiday ballad, wouldn’t you?

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Dec 092010
 

Greetings, fellow townspeeps!  Readers familiar with our ongoing Mach Schau series will know what the drill is here. Essentially, we’re looking to you to help explain why the performances we post are as compelling as we think they are. And by we, I mean me, of course. This time around, though… there’s a twist!

Following are three clips–all featuring the same song, “Treat Her Right”–a big hit in the early ’60s. The first two versions you’ll see are performed by the man who originally made the song a hit, Roy Head. Head was a white Southeast Texas soul man who got his start–very unusually for that time and region–playing in black clubs and juke joints. He was so convincingly “black” on record, in fact, that he would routinely shock audiences when the curtain rose. Then he’d get to moving and grooving, and, well, the following two clips will explain why the color of his skin no longer mattered.

Treat Her Right by Roy Head #1

Treat Her Right by Roy Head #2

Anyhow, the third clip is of the same song, this time as performed by perennial Schau-Stopper and RTH fave Tom Jones. You’ll see a different interpretation on display, but one which I venture to say is no less compelling.

Treat Her Right by Tom Jones

In any case, the drill remains the same: Discuss. Explain. Elaborate. Pick a favorite if you must.

SHOWDOWN (choose one): Which version of "Treat Her Right" is the Mach Schau-est of all?

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I look forward to your responses.

HVB

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