I understand that the number of citizens interested in this performance review will be small, but those among the interested deserve this. I sat 20 feet from the Adrian Zmed performing a song-and-dance retrospective of his career. The chicken-missus and I went on a cruise of Alaska. Skipped the comedian and the magician, but I was intent on having good seats for Zmed. He was on the ship for one night only. Unfortunately, the show was copywritten, so all photos and recording devices were prohibited. Continue reading »
When doing some heavy soul reflection and consideration of one-hit wonders, such as Mr. Moderator’s Lemon Pipers “Green Tamborine,” I came across a sub-genre of 1970s one-hit wonders, songs which I would call the Necro-Pops. I would guess that this form has roots in the 1950s and 1960s car crash scenarios, such as “Tell Laura I Love Her” by Ray Peterson, “Leader of the Pack” by the Shangri-Las, and “Dead Man’s Curve” by Jan and Dean. And then there was the 1960s Bobby Goldsboro hit, “Honey,” as well as Bobbie Gentry’s “Ode to Billy Joe,” which set the tone for the next decade.
Why did the 1970s have a slew of these strangely alluring but awful songs? All of them are over-the-top emotofests. Please consider the following evidence:
- Terry Jacks – “Seasons in the Sun”
- Michael Murphey – “Wildfire”
- Gilbert O’Sullivan – “Alone Again”
- Vicki Lawrence – “The Night the Lights Went Out In Georgia”
- Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods – “Billy, Don’t Be A Hero”
There is even a more upbeat version:
- Paper Lace – “The Night Chicago Died”
Wouldn’t we agree that these are horrible songs? But every time I hear one of them, I shudder and keep listening, and am most likely able to sing along with them. Probably you are able to think of more of them (Lord have mercy). But why were they so popular in the 1970s? Was it a social phenomenon? Just an indicator of global bad taste? And why, to this day, when we hear them and sneer, do we also get choked up? I await your consideration.


Next week your humble Mr. Moderator will be making a site visit to a potential base camp for his Peace Warrior movement. I will be far away from any office desk and my arsenal of electronic devices. Before I leave I’ll be frontloading some topics for discussion and checking in on occasion, but I’m leaving it to YOU to react to coming current events in the world of rock ‘n roll and craft threads for discussion, you know, thought-provoking stuff, man, like our recent Adrian Zmed concert review. Now, more than ever, is the time to grab The Main Stage! Following are imagined scenes from my coming trip and some ways in which you can help keep the rock smack fresh. Continue reading »
You may recall this disturbing find from hrrundivbakshi.
It turns out The Hello People were not the only band employing the use of mime in rock ‘n roll. If you’re a regular to the Halls of Rock, I’m sure you know about David Bowie‘s formal mime training. You’ve probably seen this clip.
A young David Jones, miming his way to Bowie.
Or one of these.
While researching some performances by the briefly reunited McGuinn, Clark & Hillman I stumbled across this cover of “Almost Saturday Night” by Gene Clark and Carla Olson. As some of you know, I feel The Byrds are one of the most difficult decent ’60s bands for me to like (although I tend to like the Gene Clark-sang jangly hits best). As some of you also know, I don’t readily tune into country music. I do, however, love Creedence Clearwater Revival and indentify with sufferers of Fogerty Syndrome. This laid-back country cover of a solo Fogerty song I discovered through Dave Edmunds‘ balls-to-the-wall cover is very good despite all the hazards, for me, that went into its making. That suggests that the song may be impossible to screw up. I think it’s a combination of the comforting chord progressions, the harmony lines, and the identifiable themes expressed in the lyrics. Have you ever heard a bad cover of “Almost Saturday Night?” Could you imagine one?
Are there other songs you can think of that can’t be screwed up, no matter who covers them and in what style they are covered?